I wish I had the "bird flu."

So at 2:30 last night it began. Shakes, scoots, and alot of vomiting later... I have the flu. At least I made it through New Year's with out sickness, but I can only imagine how many people I have infected over the past couple days. At least if I had the bird flu, my HMO would let me goto the hospital for real drugs. Instead, I sit here, fever, running down the hall every 15 minutes or so, and deciding whether to import a load of Chinese chickens on the sly.

Gotta run.