And in the words of the Patriotette...

My youngest has a little problem with leaving the bathroom door open when he uses the toilet. Probably from some "open door paranoid policy" my ex-wife has in place. This weekend, when visiting briefly with the Detroit Patriotette, my youngest (who also has a bladder the size of an i-Pod nano) scurries down the hall to use the room, where you hear him begin to use the facilities. Of course being the "responsible parental figure" in the realtionship, I put on my best "dad" voice, and tell him to "CLOSE THE DOOR".

The Patriotette, so eloquently responded to my order with words that will ring in my head forever...

"HEY. If it's something I haven't seen before, Ill cut it off. OK?"

You're going to make a great Mom Patriotette. Never forget that. ;)